Megann

evilblogger:

my kink is when  people admit i was right

large-flightless-bird:

when you go in the bathroom and you don’t know if it’s water or pee on the ground

cutegirlonline:

when your anxiety is constant but you do a really good job of pretending it’s not there

Originally posted by spongebrah

muuuuuuuuuuuuuuurdock:

[kid pix undo button voice] oh man

cutetaurusgirl:

she wears short skirts I play the victim

bpdcecilpalmer:

me: dang i love hearing horror stories and conspiracies im gonna go watch some on youtube!

me, an hour later: *disassociating and desperately avoiding turning around, so paranoid i feel like i might die, literal physical pains from paranoia and fear*  

oamisoa:

I love it when people tell me about me because I have no idea who I am

saltfishandbake:

people: omg how are you single????

me *internally*: because i have deeply rooted emotional issues and a debilitating fear that im not good enough for anything

me: guess I just haven’t caught my fiSH yet! haha reel one in for me if you find one, sharon!!